
Also a woman collapsed in the St. Tropez spray tan booth at work today and we had to just leave her there because she was fully naked and the only first aider available was male. They wanted me to go in and dress her but I’m not first aid trained so I’m not allowed in case I ended up killing her by negligence etc. Kind of glad, don’t think I really wanted to touch a half dead naked lady covered in wet orange gloop.
I laughed for ages once I found out she was alright.
So me and my friend Sarah are going on this Russian holiday thing and today my mum saw her mum (they work together) and my mum’s all like ‘so is Sarah all excited for Russia then?!’ and my friends mum had no idea at all that we were going hahahahahahahaha my mum text me ‘just let the cat out of the bag. didn’t know Sarah hasn’t told her mum! oops’ and it’s funny because I know my mates mum is probably gonna have a fit about this, she’s really wary of Russia and it’s crazy crazy ways she’ll be in a panic until we come back safe. I didn’t even know she hadn’t told her mum, her mum probably hates me too cos I’m the one who booked everything hahahahahaha. Soz Sharon.
Wow I’m watching about this tornado in the US and they’re interviewing an old woman and suddenly they point out that there’s a dog under the rubble. The woman immediately turns to help him get out and she has to stop and say ‘HELP ME’ to the camera people because instead of helping an elderly lady dig through rubble to get a living creature and the one last thing she has left out they just carry on filming. She was so happy to see the little doggy, she was just saying if she had one last prayer it would be to have him back and here he was, made my day that.
Soz hips but work has such good beach shit in. It’s actually a skirtini & top but I hate the word skirtini so let’s just call it a knicker skirt.
Sasha Pivovarova in “Dior Couture” by Patrick Demarchelier
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I don’t know if I want the pineapple or watermelon bag more. Probably watermelon. Going to buy it asap. Monday probably. (photo via)
I had the green tea one the other day I ate it with so much caution. Kitkats are my FAVOURITE dipped in coffee.
(via letslipthedogsofwar)